How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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