She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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