so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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