I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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