She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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