I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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