This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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