Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Your cock deserves a montage
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
