Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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