Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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