u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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