So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
A+ Viking dick
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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