i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
