I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Randomize
