i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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