love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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