gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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