So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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