It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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