I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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