Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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