Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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