you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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