What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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