Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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