sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Holy sore nipples Batman
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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