Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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