At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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