You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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