im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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