ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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