I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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