She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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