i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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