Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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