My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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