It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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