Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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