Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Say something about gay babies.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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