Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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