I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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