the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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