I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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