Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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