the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
tell me about the fingering
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