nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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