Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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