i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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