im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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