I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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