she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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