You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize