But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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