He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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