So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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