walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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