Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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