dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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